Hi..Recipes on next page will be for one and two servings...delicious and easy recipes...
Food Equivalents and Liquid convertions on following page in text area box #10..
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Amount of Meats To Purchase for 1 or 2 servings
Ground Beef 1/2 to 2/3 pound---Roasts 3 to 4 pounds (2 to 3 meals)---
Pot Roast 2 to 3 pounds---Chops 2 to 4 depending on size---Spareribs 2 pounds---
Sausage 1/2 to 2/3 pound---Smoked Ham 1 slice approx. 3/4" thick--- Frankfurters/hotdogs 1/2 pound---Liver 1/2 pound
Amounts of Vegetables to Buy for 1 or 2 Servings
Artichokes 2 each---Asparagus 1 pound---Beans, green or wax 1/2 to 3/4 pounds---
Broccoli 1 pound---Cabbage 1/2 pound if served raw---Carrots 1/2 pound---Celery 1 small bunch if served raw---Cucumbers 1 each---Greens, all types of lettuce 1 pound---Onions, medium 2 each---Peas 1 to 1 1/2 pounds---Sweet or White Potatoes 3/4 to 1 pound---Tomatoes 2
As 'Maxine' would say>>>>!!!
The Computer's Swallowed Grandma
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
"Please 'scan', 'copy' and 'paste' her
in an e.mail back to me"!.
**This poem was written by Valerie Waite, who lives in Derbyshire, England, UK. It was originally published in the English National newspaper 'The Daily Mail' on July 2, 2004. (Peterborough page.) The poem is contained in her second book of illustrated poems 'Little Gems'. The graphic of "Gran in the scanner" is a colored version of her original black and white drawing that appeared with the poem. It was drawn by Valerie Waite and colored by 'The Weedy Lady' at...Happy Day Cards...It was set to music by Eileen Lowry of Bristol, UK, and is a free e-card on...
...(with permission)...Graphic and poem is printed here with permission from Valerie Waite.
"Thank-you Valerie"
and
"Happy Day Cards"!
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